“Primordial ooze

usually in creepy-doll form

this beautiful porcelain teapot graciously reminds you that things could be much worse

Channel your inner Toxic and protect your inner peace the next time you are in public and someone is breathing down your neck

Say hello to a most convivial and flighty primate

Things Could Be Worse Christmas Tote Bag hazmat “Primordial oozeYou cant escape the holiday spirit. A familiar, tranquil, holiday landscape is marred by menacing merrimenta reminder of the countless inconveniences you hopefully wont have to face on your next shopping trip. This bag is printed in Calamityware red on white 100% cotton. Find more holiday items here.