The same king who

Every few millennia

She can’t imagine how waiting tables at a 24-hour pancake diner and moving in with too many weird roommates could possibly change that

and he wants Lanore to love him for all of time

As one of the few witches in Britain

Half His Age Children's Inspiration The same king whoFrom the #1 New York Times bestselling author of Im Glad My Mom Died comes a sad, funny, thrilling novel about sex, consumerism, class, desire, loneliness, the internet, rage, intimacy, power, and the (oftentimes misguided) lengths well go to in order to get what we want. Waldo is ravenous. Horny. Blunt. Naive. Wise. Impulsive. Lonely. Angry. Forceful. Hurting. Perceptive. Endlessly wanting. And the thing she wants most of all: Mr. Korgy, her creative